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对穿肠一乡二里共三夫子不识四书五经六义竟敢?#21776;?#20843;九子十分大胆

唐伯虎十室九贫凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘但又三心二意一等下流

对穿肠哇!好工整啊

对穿肠图画里龙不吟虎不啸小小书童可笑可笑

唐伯虎棋盘里车无轮马无粮叫声将军提防提防

华太师好好对得好!

对穿肠莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽

唐伯虎雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝

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宁 皇快出对子对死他啊!

对穿肠十口心思思君思国思社稷

唐伯虎?#22235;?#20849;赏赏花赏月赏秋香

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哎呀呀看来祝兄一定又是在赌场输得清洁溜溜了!

生我者父母知我者唐兄啊!

江南四大才子之中就以祝兄最为洒脱众人皆知!所谓风吹鸡蛋壳财去人安乐?#22235;?#31069;兄你的座右铭不是吗?

过奖过奖但是比起唐兄的风流不羁小弟只好望尘莫及吧!

王八蛋你把这儿当善堂?想要三十万两?免谈!

不要这样子嘛都是我不好我不好我现在磕头认错你不念在我借玉薄团给你过瘾的份上你也想想这几年我帮你卖画搂了不少钱那!现在外面那几个道上兄弟说三柱香之后我拿不到三十幅画就要把我大卸八块!你帮帮我!

别说兄弟不照?#22235;?#22312;你灵堂上我一定替你写副挽联一写死有余辜一写死不足惜!

哼哼嗯?华文华武你们两个跪在地上所为何事?

我们在拜大哥!

你区区一个书僮何德?#25991;?#33021;成为大哥呢?

在下无德无能?#30343;?#24320;个玩笑望老师见谅!

年轻人你跟我抢饭碗你哪个道上的?

还没请教--- ---

哎?不许教本夫子原藉三水现为华府首籍西宝手执白纸扇!你哪个单位的?

我原籍苏州现?#20301;?#24220;伴读小书童门前一对双花大红棍!

我呸!你大过我?

我左青龙右白虎老牛在腰间龙头在胸口人挡杀人佛挡杀佛!

素?#30424;?#24072;才高八斗我有一个?#25991;?#23558;军想跟你?#20889;写?

文学?#20889;?#26159;不分辈份的!

就是嘛玩玩而已!不过如果你对不出来别怪我发飙!出对!

在下是七省文状元兼?#25991;?#23558;军绰号“对王之王”的对穿肠阁下是?

小弟读过两年书尘世中一个迷途小书?#31069;?#21326;安!

对不起我俩惺惺相惜情不自禁

?#19968;?#22366;里?#19968;?#24245;?#19968;?#24245;里?#19968;?#20185;;

?#19968;?#20185;人种桃树又摘?#19968;?#25442;酒钱酒醒只在花间坐酒醉还来花下眠;

半醒半醉日复日花开花落年复年但愿老死花酒间不愿鞠躬车马前;

?#20826;?#39532;足贵者趣酒盏花枝贫者缘若将贫贱比贫者一在平地一在天;

若将贫贱比车马他得驱驰我得?#23567;?#19990;人笑我太疯癫我笑他人看不穿;

不见五陵豪杰墓无花无酒锄作田

哎呀呀看来祝兄一定又是在赌场输得清洁溜溜了!

生我者父母知我者唐兄啊!

江南四大才子之中就以祝兄最为洒脱众人皆知!所谓风吹鸡蛋壳财去人安乐?#22235;?#31069;兄你的座右铭不是吗?

过奖过奖但是比起唐兄的风流不羁小弟只好望尘莫及吧!

王八蛋你把这儿当善堂?想要三十万两?免谈!

不要这样子嘛都是我不好我不好我现在磕头认错你不念在我借玉薄团给你过瘾的份上你也想想这几年我帮你卖画搂了不少钱那!现在外面那几个道上兄弟说三柱香之后我拿不到三十幅画就要把我大卸八!你帮帮我!

别说兄弟不照?#22235;?#22312;你灵堂上我一定替你写副挽联一写死有余辜一写死不足惜!

哼哼嗯?华文华武你们两个跪在地上所为何事?

我们在拜大哥!

你区区一个书僮何德?#25991;?#33021;成为大哥呢?

在下无德无能?#30343;?#24320;个玩笑望老师见谅!

年轻人你跟我抢饭碗你哪个道上的?

还没请教--- ---

哎?不许教本夫子原藉三水现为华府首籍西宝手执白纸扇!你

哪个单位的?

我原籍苏州现?#20301;?#24220;伴读小书童门前一对双花大红棍!

我呸!你大过我?

我左青龙右白虎老牛在腰间龙头在胸口人挡杀人佛挡杀佛!

素?#30424;?#24072;才高八斗我有一个?#25991;?#23558;军想跟你?#20889;写?

文学?#20889;?#26159;不分辈份的!

就是嘛玩玩而已!不过如果你对不出来别怪我发飙!出对!

在下是七省文状元兼?#25991;?#23558;军绰号“对王之王”的对穿肠阁下是?

小弟读过两年书尘世中一个迷途小书?#31069;?#21326;安!

对不起我俩惺惺相惜情不自禁

华安:为什么?

石榴为什么?因为你?#20040;}?#20320;偷画我暗恋我的事情大家知道了你让我以后怎么见人呀我干脆死了算了我

华安:这我没意见

石榴你想和我一块死做一对同命鸳鸯呀我呸 ?#19968;?#27809;打算接收你的爱呢

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华安石榴姐你搞错了其实我对你就像对我老娘一样尊重

石榴天哪你竟然爱上你的老娘这么大逆不道丧尽天良的事情 实在是太刺激了

华安:啊?!

石榴来吧快来吧?#19968;皇?#36807;这么刺激的

石榴姐干什么

[将石榴姐推开石榴顺势躺在地上]

石榴不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我快来吧

[石榴一脚被?#28982;?#36807;去]

贼?#31069;?#19968;来就看到这么恶心的真倒霉

贼乙听说春夏秋冬四香个个貌美如花尤其那个秋香更是要人老命

贼丙秋香?#27604;皇?#35753;给大哥了

贼?#31069;?#22823;哥这个怎么办杀了吧

贼老大哎这对狗男女也算是通道中人打昏算了

华安:且慢如果小弟没猜错的话四位就是闻名江南的四大淫侠

四贼正是我们就是东淫西贱南?#24403;?#33394;的四大淫侠

华安:哎呀呀小弟我就是玉树临风胜潘安一树梨花压海堂的小淫虫周伯通

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贼?#31069;好?#21548;说过

贼老大哎这位连这种货色也敢上小淫虫的称号当之无愧

华安:小case了再烂的我都玩过

贼老大?#21495;?#37027;我该尊称你一句大哥了

华安:不敢当不敢当听说四位大哥要进去玩一玩秋香那就让小弟带路吧

贼老大怎么你想来第二波

华安:呵呵

贼老大你就第一吧

贼老大把鞋底?#31918;?#20928;不要留下脚印啊

[?#26469;?#20174;石榴身上走过]

2旁?#31069;?#21776;伯虎于明宪宗成化六年庚寅年寅月寅日寅时出世故名唐寅又因属虎故又名唐伯虎唐寅聪明绝顶诗画双杰位居江南四大才子之?#31069;?#19982;库秋香一样为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像

3而最为人津津乐道的就是他拥有八位国色天香的娇妻恍如神仙美眷羡煞旁人啊!

4(江南四大才子结伴出游)一女子你们看你们看江南四大才子在那边哎(众女子兴奋观看)

5四大才子摆POSE众女子倾倒逃散

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